me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
when you go to like a post you’ve already liked
is it bedtime yet
Just discovered the specific breed name of my rabbit is a broken tort holland lop. As if I weren’t pretentious enough.
my iphone autocorrected the word ‘keef’ to ‘Jew’ ‘Jew oil’
motherfuckingfaggotbrigade: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. bless your soul self proclaimed...
my life may be nonsensical, but i wouldn’t have it any other way.
it’s really nice knowing i am not in this alone anymore.
why is my girlfriend so sexy. and far away.